IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

The NHS Disease Control Special Trust has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus this is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever......
DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest supermarket and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

GT, you got me good. I saw "Important Announcement" and didn't notice that it was in the Fun Zone until I got to the name of the virus. Good one!! We all need a good laugh, thanks.

Your welcome, now who's gonna be my next victim

And THAT's where I've been all morning - sick wid da virus! The nerve! How DARE they take my time away from here!

I guess i'm the first to admit it. (i'll have to go back and see how many times this thread was read before me..... )
i wasn't sure though, till the last word...electronically.

GT, you're gonna love this. i'm sending it to DH. i NEVER send anything like this to his work. ...he'll freak. believe me, he has it comin'.
i think the score board is about to go back to ZERO/ZERO!

btw. it's three.

three raspberries to those before me.

Glad to be of service

this is to funny i am going to try and cut and paste and send to my dh and db, very, very funny, thanks for the happy dance and smile