The Politically Correct Xmas Greeting

May I take this opportunity to wish you all the Compliments of the Season, as appropriate to your personal tradition, and also wish you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.

IMPORTANT NOTE:

In accepting this greeting, the recipient accepts that it is offered without any warranty or guarantee whatsoever, express or implied, that the wishes contained therein will come to fruition in full, in part or at all.

It is offered with true sincerity to all who may receive it, irrespective of religious belief, race, ethnicity, nationality, country of abode, colour of skin, colour of hair, colour of eyes, blood group / type, physical stature, gender, sexual orientation, political persuasion, occupation, financial or social status, BUT expressly excluding all and every professional politician, irrespective of party.

In receiving and accepting this greeting, the recipient agrees that he/she will not seek recourse under the Trades Descriptions Act, the Sale of Goods Act, the Advertising Standards Act, the Equalities Act, the Human Rights Act, the Health and Safety Act, the Cruelty to Animals (Reindeer) Act, the Aviation (Sleighs) Act, the Road Safety and Aviation Lighting (Front Red Light Exemption) Act, the Fly Tipping Act, the Recycling Act, the Clean Air Act, the Planning Acts, the Infinite New Acts Act, and any other act or law already enacted, in the process of being enacted or yet to be conceived, which the sender may have inadvertently breached, all errors and omissions excepted!

(Can't be too careful these days!)

I love it it's fun to laugh at the stupidity that our society has become..

Thanks for posting this Simon and "Compliments of the Season" to you & yours

good one. haha