All the Whos hated Dubya, whose rule was quite awful
He lied and he spied, and his wars were unlawful.

He threw people in prison and gave them no trial!
Huge debts and Depression...
Yes, Dubya was vile.

When his time was ending, Whos wanted to know
"Who can fix the Who Nation?"
....and along came the BRO!



He said "Vote for me!"
"Why?" they asked. "Why?"
"Because I am green and green people can't lie!"

He told them "You know that most Whos were quite mean
and nasty and hateful to folks who are green.

"Well, just vote for me and get rid of your guilt!
The Bro will make sure the Who Nation's rebuilt!"



"I don't work for Who bankers. I work just for you!
For the common gun-toting resentment-filled Who!
Those NAFTA agreements stole jobs, as you've seen.
I'll toss out those treaties.
Just trust me! I'm green!
I am the lightbringer!
A Who who hates war.
I'll say no to war-mongers and give jobs to the poor!"