This is what aussies (ozzyz) meen when we say "ONLY IN AMERICA"
We are actually being smarta$$e$!
Oh god my sides hurt "Only in America (could one be so DUMB!)"
I could just imagine it now::
Officer walks up to the car looks inside and say to that person inside the chair::
"Are you a person!"
The man inside the chair shout out "ermm.. NOOO.."
HAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO-TPDMFF OR