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Ya just gotta love women

Jumping On the Bed

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.

(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)

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:slap :roflmao :crylaugh :spit

Too much! :slap

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