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Author:  L2L [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:09 am ]
Post subject:  Joke of the Day

:crylaugh

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles," the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

Author:  fr33kSh0w2012 [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joke of the Day

L2L wrote:
:crylaugh

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles," the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.


Sounds Like me at the dentist and I HAVE PROOF!!

Author:  L2L [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joke of the Day

An Arab enters a taxi..........

Once he is seated, he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........
So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.
The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”
The cabby answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get out and wait for a camel.”

Author:  fr33kSh0w2012 [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Joke of the Day

An atheist joke.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

:spit

Author:  L2L [ Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joke of the Day

That's a good one freak :clap :slap :roflmao

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