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 My Last Trip to Costco 
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Post My Last Trip to Costco
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Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and
have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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Post Re: My Last Trip to Costco
:crylaugh :spit :roflmao :slap

Okay - you owe me a new keyboard AND monitor, L!

Frickin' HIlarious!!!!

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Post Re: My Last Trip to Costco
Like the time I asked a friend::

I'm going to the local service (gas) station

then I said::

Are you coming?

His reply was

No, I'm just breathing heavy.

I said::

What?

His reply was::

He Invented the light bulb.

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