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WARING LANGAUAGE

Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job?

I replied, “I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"

"Very simple," I said.

"My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it...

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Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:36 am
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:crylaugh :roflmao :slap

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Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:50 am
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Like that one I have another along the same lines

A friend of mine taught me this one!

Kelvin

"I am every woman's sex object"

ME

"what do you mean?"

Kelvin

"I ask for sex and they Object!"

one day I asked Kelvin was he coming down the road

I said "Well, Are you coming?"

He said "No, I'm just breathing Heavy."

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