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L2L
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Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:54 am Posts: 4952 Location: Canada
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Joke of the day
WARING LANGAUAGE
Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job?
I replied, “I am my wife's sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," I said. "My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it...
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:36 am |
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Bluebonnet
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Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:59 am Posts: 6532 Location: Friendswood, TX
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Re: Joke of the day
_________________ The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little. - FDR
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Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:50 am |
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fr33kSh0w2012
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Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:31 pm Posts: 2831 Location: Fennell bay N.S.W. (AUS)
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Re: Joke of the day
Like that one I have another along the same lines
A friend of mine taught me this one!
Kelvin
"I am every woman's sex object"
ME
"what do you mean?"
Kelvin
"I ask for sex and they Object!"
one day I asked Kelvin was he coming down the road
I said "Well, Are you coming?"
He said "No, I'm just breathing Heavy."
_________________ I am a HIGHLY STRUNG PRIMA DONNA (atari)
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