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Author: | L2L [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:36 am ] |
Post subject: | Joke of the day |
WARING LANGAUAGE Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.. Do I have a job? I replied, “I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said, "What do you mean by that?" "Very simple," I said. "My wife told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it... |
Author: | Bluebonnet [ Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
Author: | fr33kSh0w2012 [ Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:06 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Joke of the day |
Like that one I have another along the same lines A friend of mine taught me this one! Kelvin "I am every woman's sex object" ME "what do you mean?" Kelvin "I ask for sex and they Object!" one day I asked Kelvin was he coming down the road I said "Well, Are you coming?" He said "No, I'm just breathing Heavy." |
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